Best Joker Quotes for the badass in you

There are days when a particular movie character influences you to such an extent that you completely immerse yourself into that character. The villains aren’t typically the hyped ones but this is certainly an exception for the character of “The Joker”.

This character of “The Joker” has been played by many actors. However, “The Joker” played by legendary actor Heath Ledger has caught the entire world’s attention. Heath not only lived that character but made the dialogues of the joker immortal in the minds of people.

We have compiled a list of dialogues from different appearances of The Joker in movies and animations. These dialogues are like quotes which reflect the reality of Life. You might find some of these mean, some might not be relevant to all, some could be very intense but all these Joker quotes are in a way factual and are agreeable.

It’s true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it’s sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and batarangs, you’re just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It’d be funny if it weren’t so pathetic.

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I suppose I’m going to have to teach you a lesson so you can better follow in his footsteps. Nah, I’m just gonna keep beating you.

– The Joker –

I’m not good at future planning. I do not plan at all. Don’t know what I’m doing tomorrow. Do not have a day planner and don’t have a dairy. I completely live in the now, not in the past, not in the future.

– The Joker –

Rumour has it, Christmas is a time to share with family.

– The Joker –

Give a man a mask and he will become his true self.

– The Joker –

Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plan is horrifying!

– The Joker –

You know, it only hurts when I laugh. But hey? I gotta know. Who are you? You said we knew one another. You do seem really familiar. We double at the prom? Or maybe blow up a school bus together?

– The Joker –

I wanted to see what you’d do. And you didn’t disappoint? You let five people die. Then, you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, that’s cold.

– The Joker –

As though we were made for each other? Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I’ll rip their lungs out.

– The Joker –

And he didn’t die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn’t get to sleep that night. That was the last time I’d used crushed glass

– The Joker –

I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger.

– The Joker –

You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.

– The Joker –

Do I look like I’m joking?

– The Joker –

April sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin!

– The Joker –

And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

– The joker –

It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!

– The Joker –

This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them!

– The Joker –

You don’t listen, do you? You just ask the same questions every week. ?How’s your job?’ ?Are you having any negative thoughts?’ All I have are negative thoughts.

– The Joker –

You cant sell dreams to someone who has walked through nightmares.

– The Joker –

Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.

– The Joker –

Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.

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Gotta hand it to you, nice scheme. Costumes a bit theatrical, but hey, who am I to talk?

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Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away? forever.

– The Joker –

When They Treat You Like A Joke, Leave Them Like Its Funny.

– The Joker –

Their morals, their code; it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. You’ll see- I’ll show you. When the chips are down these, uh, civilized people? They’ll eat each other. See I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.

– The Joker –

Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power.

– The Joker –

Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?

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Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city!

– The Joker –

The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!

– The Joker –

You see, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curb.

– The Joker –

It’s funny, when I was a little boy, and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one’s laughing now.

– The Joker –

I’m not political. I’m just trying to make people laugh.

– The Joker –

I think I felt better when I was locked up in the hospital.

– The Joker –

When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other.

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I’ve been using it as a journal, but also as a joke diary, if I have any thoughts or frustrations. I think I told you, I’m pursuing a career in standup comedy.

– The Joker –

I used to think that my life was a tragedy. But now I realize, it’s a comedy.

– The Joker –

I’m not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another. If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!

– The Joker –

Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.

– The Joker –

Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying!

– The Joker –

Maybe we can share one. You know, they’ll be doubling up, the rate this city’s inhabitants are losing their minds.

– The Joker –

I just don’t want to feel so bad anymore.

– The Joker –

We stopped checking for monsters under our bed, when we realized they were inside us.

– The Joker –

All I have are negative thoughts.

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If you are just safe about the choices you make, you don’t grow.

– The Joker –

I like you, but I want to kill you.

– The Joker –

If you don’t like the movie, I’ve got slides.

– The Joker –

If the police expect to play against the Joker, they’d better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!

– The Joker –

The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t.

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It’s like anything in life, visualizing the old man you’re going to become: as long as you have a clear picture of that

– the life you want to lead –

Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is.

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Let’s put a smile on that face!

– The Joker –

I now do what other people only dream.

– The Joker –

A little louder, lamb chop. I think you may have a collapsed lung. That always impedes the oratory.

– The Joker –

You look good. Been working out? You could probably use a little sun. Then again, who am I to talk?

– The Joker –

They Laugh At me Because I’m Different. I laugh At Then Because The’re all the same

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I am not someone who is loved. I’m an idea. A state of mind.

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If you make decisions based upon people’s reactions or judgments then you make really boring choices.

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There is no yoda-there’s no one who points you in the right direction. You’ve got to figure that out by yourself.

– The Joker –

I hope my death makes more sense cents than my life.

– The Joker –

The strongest hearts have the most scars!

– The Joker –

You didn’t think I’d risk losing the battle for Gotham’s soul in a fist fight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine’s Harvey.

– The Joker –

A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love.

– The Joker –

What doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger!

– The Joker –

Don’t test the monster in me!

– The Joker –

I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.

– The Joker –

The real joke is your stubborn, bone deep conviction that somehow, somewhere, all of this makes sense! That’s what cracks me up each time!

– The Joker –

They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper!

– The Joker –

You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we? That’s ok, I came prepared, it’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?

– The Joker –

Oh, what the heck, I’ll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!

– The Joker –

See, this is how crazy Batman’s made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn’t, people will die, starting tonight. I’m a man of my word.

– The Joker –

I’ll tell you what you get! You get what you f**king deserve!

– The Joker –

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.

– The Joker –

?Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos?

– The Joker –

If you’re good at something, never do it for free.

– The Joker –

I don’t wanna kill you, what would I do without you? Go back to rippin’ off mob dealers? no, no, no? no you, you complete me.

– The Joker –

As you know, madness is like gravity?all it takes is a little push.

– The Joker –

For my whole life, I didn’t know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice.

– The Joker –

Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there

– The Joker –

Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent, and all the heroic things he’s done.

– The Joker –

Batman? Batman? Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!

– The Joker –

See I’m a man of simple taste. I like things such as gunpowder?dynamite and?gasoline!

– The Joker –

Those mob fools want you gone. So they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth, there’s no going back. You’ve changed things?forever.

– The Joker –

Very poor choice of words.

– The Joker –

I’m only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I’m really crying. You might join me for a weep.

– The Joker –

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just? *do* things.

– The Joker –

Some people want to see you fail. Disappoint them!

– The Joker –

Why so serious?

– The Joker –

You can’t kill me without becoming like me! I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me! Isn’t it ironic?

– The Joker –

Don’t let anyone ever make you feel you don’t deserve what you want.

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